I painted a mural on my bedroom wall
I painted a mural on my bedroom wall


This is probably going to be the worst video I ever post. So what is in perhaps the world’s worst turn of events? I sat down yesterday to edit this video and found out that I had deleted HALF THE FOOTAGE. WhO TOLD ME TO DO THA-? Okay, you know what? So, what I’m gonna do is just sit down and with the awkward Conglomerate of footage that I do have left, I’m gonna try to make this video as entertaining as possible Most of you probably know that when I move out I’m planning on adopting five dogs at the least, maybe a parrot, we’ll see about that, and moving to the middle of nowhere. And when I say middle of nowhere I mean balls to the wall savage-land. Provided Aritzia is within a 10-minute drive from me. So I thought to myselfsSS, Why don’t I just paint this thing on my bedroom wall, and then every morning have this monstrosity just staring into my soul? You know. Seems pretty simple. Well, that’s what I thought too. So, okay, you know what we have an idea. So what’s next? I need to find a reference photo. So at the time, for some reason, I was really infatuated with the idea of a wintery scene. So I searched up “winter trees” on the googs, but that didn’t work. So I tried “winter wonderland”, “snowy landscape”, “the Arctic”, “Norway”, “ELSA”, and eventually through a rigorous process of elimination: I found this photo. Now, you might be thinking Hey, that looks like a perfectly good photo- wRONG. You’re wrong. Okay, did you hear that? You’re wrong! One, this is actually not a photograph. It’s a photograph of a painting, and I’m not out here trying to be accused of plagiarism à la James Charles. And two, this has an Astronomically high chance of looking like cauliflower if I paint it. Back to the drawing board. How about a jungle landscape? Yeah, that seems pretty cool. I mean, it’s green, it’s fluffy, lots of doggies- NO. You wanna know why? Because of this, okay. And this. And tHAT. And we’re not doing that on my bedroom wall. So eventually, I settled for this simple, generic Bob Ross-esque image. I found this photo when I typed in “British Columbia” on Google, or Bing. You might never know. I might be a traitor. what happened to Bing? Illuminati confirmed. So I found the photo, you know. I said, hey, I’m gonna paint it and DELETE HALF THE FOOTAGE. So I started this madness October 12th 2019, almost an entire month ago. *smiles* *whispers* and i deleted half the footage- Okay, let’s get past that. So first, I cleared my room, you know, I took everything out of my bed. If you remember, I still have that bed that, you know, swings up and just descends into the seven depths of hell or whatever. So yeah, I took everything out of that and then I pushed everything to this side of the room. It was time to actually start painting. So the next morning, I woke up bright and early said “holy trashbags”, I need some thick brushes to make this thick painting. And then I jumped in the car and we went to Rona which is essentially Home Depot’s left testicle. Here’s the audio from that footage … that I deleted. “Good morning, my dudes. Today begins this madness. We’re here at Rona So the game plan is just to buy every single paintbrush I see …….. Did you know that I deleted half the footage? I’m so mad right now that if fury was a function of time, I would be the asymptote. Right, so then when I got home, it was time to put paint brush to wall, if you know what I mean. The first plan of action was to paint the mountains in the back. Not gonna lie, it was starting to look awful. So I searched up, on YouTube, how to paint mountains, and I found a video of Bob Ross painting mountains for ten hours and I watched like a third of the whole thing. And I came up with this and I’m pretty happy with it. So once that was over and done with what entered is what I’m going to call *inhale* Joanna’s brain being a pathetic, indecisive little punk, because I wasn’t able to decide what to do next, like there’s just so much stuff going on! Did I do the water? Did I do the trees? Did I do the mountains in the foreground? Did I just lay an underlayer? Did I draw a pentagram? I don’t know. It really was suspended in midair as to what I was gonna do next, except that it wasn’t because I used acrylics- uh oh And I loosely blocked out pretty much everything that you see behind me. This is where things got really funky and freaky and my wall was looking like a whole mess, let’s just say that. And I’m kind of glad that the footage got deleted cuz’ you probably would have clicked off at this point. LISTEN. Okay.. Dirty Diana started playing. Shout out to all the Clean Diana’s out there. And it was just like, I didn’t know what to do. So at this point, I’m gonna mention something: I started this video over Reading Week and it was supposed to span that week. But as you can already imagine that didn’t happen. *inhale* um, you know, Reading Week is when you’re supposed to read books but bold of my professors to assume that I was gonna do anything else than paint up a storm and deLeTe HaLf tHe FoOtage So at this point, it had been like three days of me doing this, and honestly, I’ve made no discernible progress. So I started to freak out. So for the next two weeks, I painted like an absolute maniac. I cannot stress this, enough, *inhale* This video drained me of energy I didn’t even know I had. I don’t want to see paint for the next, like five years. And I mean, we all know that I’m a sufferer of the chronic glutton for punishment syndrome, So you know my ass is gonna be back next week painting the ceiling or something. Oh, and not to mention. You know, how many coconut flour pancakes I consumed during this? I mean, the only upside of this is that I perfected the coconut flour pancake. Gordon Ramsay fight me. And mug cakes? We’re not even gonna talk about that. So, you know a couple hundred trees later I was starting to really want this to be over with *laugh*, and I was extremely drained at this point, you know I didn’t have carpal tunnel syndrome. I WAS carpal tunnel syndrome. I can’t believe I actually deleted the footage. *Here shown: the face of defeat* How do we- How? What- So fast-forward like another week. Yes, we’re at three weeks at this point, *claps agressively* claps for perseverance! Things were spooky. *uh oh* But not spookier than the temper tantrum I’m throwing BECAUSE I DELETED HALF THE FOOTA- You know, I don’t usually swear. You have to catch me on a really bad day for me to let one loose, but I’m this close 😲 to just opening the floodgates of potty mouth, if you know what I mean. Anyways, back to Halloween. Of course, I dressed up for the occasion. And uh, no. My costume shouldn’t have surprised anyone. *peel the avocaado!* *gua-camole!* *gua-gua-camole!* I’m not even going to.. You know what? I’ll just show myself out. Merry Halloween everybody. I need to finish this goddamn painting right now. Now, full disclosure. There was supposed to be a Halloween video. If this video didn’t turn out to be such a butt boil to film. I was supposed to go trick-or-treating with my mom I know, impeccable idea. In hindsight though, I really don’t think that would have been the best of ideas, cuz I’m pretty sure the government would have found some issue with two adults essentially stealing candy from little kids, but last time I checked, Justin Trudeau has no business knowing what I get up to on Halloween. So at this point, the painting was almost done. The abomination was almost complete. Voldemort was like, six Horcruxes into coming back to life, and he was giving off major Rat-boy vibes. The only thing I really had left were those trees in the corner. Now I implore you not to look too closely at those things because there’s some really *hand swing* confusing things going on there, to say the least. I truly had no idea what was happening anymore at this point. I was more just painting to finish the painting than actually enjoy it. Which sucks. *inhale* uh, We’re here now though, so there’s no going back. Finally. The last corner was upon me! I was excited. Now, I’ll admit, the mural was looking pretty good at this point and I was starting to get to see the full image come to fruition if you know what I mean. This final corner? Don’t look too close at it, because it really is questionable. Thank GOD the bed is gonna cover this thing. Three intersecting planes does not always a corner make (??? what??) You know, this whole experience reminded me of this time in the 8th grade, when I had a history project, where I had to create a poster for the Battle of Passchendaele. I spent three days painting the background of that stupid poster as a war scene. What was the point of that? No one asked. No one cared. The teacher didn’t care, your classmates didn’t care, Joanna. Why? You know, I have the utmost respect for my classmates who had to deal with my unnecessary extra-ness, but eventually, I persevered. I finished the thing, but unfortunately, it was pretty underwhelming. *oh god.* I’m done. *stares into the void* *the void stares back* Holy SH- So yeah! Now that that’s over and done with.. This thing is on my wall now forever. I mean, despite all of my grievances I have to say that I’m happy with it. You know, could it be better? Yes, but it could always be better. This would have been a much better video If I hadn’t deleted half the footage, but we’re not gonna talk about that. You know why? ‘Cuz blood pressure is a thing and I’m not here trying to die before 30 years old. You wanna see a visual representation of this video? *what’s Joana doing?* *uhm.. Oh?* *oh god, she’s feral. help* *absolute destruction ensues* *oh gOd doN’T EAT IT* Yeah. It’s something like that. When you look at the big picture of this painting, it really does stand as a testament to my suffering. I persevered, I came through. And from afar, it looks good. It’s kind of like Betty Midler telling you that God doesn’t see your issues *inhale* because he’s looking from afar. Yeah, I didn’t know God was nearsighted either. Are there glasses in heaven? I’m offending so many people right now. Okay, so let’s talk about the absolute cost of this video. Number one: Paint. The sheer amount of paint I used for this? Honestly, unholy and unspeakable. I emptied out every single tube of green paint I had and then some. We went back to Michael’s like three separate times, okay. The CRA really has to be wondering what the heck is going on with my business expenses at this point. Number two: Brushes. So there are a couple of brushes that I really couldn’t have done this whole thing without, you know. MVP’s. Most valuable paint-brushes. The fan brush. I mean, a classic . This is such a strange brush, but when push comes to shove, she pushes really hard. Every single one of my Filbert paint brushes- Drag my pronunciation. I dare you. Going from skinny to thick. And of course, who could forget all of my two-inch paint brushes. Mug cakes! I talked about this earlier in the video and I just- I really don’t think it would be productive for me to disclose the precise amount of mug cakes I ate. Homework? I haven’t heard of her in three weeks. Pretty sure procrastination kidnapped her. Sleep? What’s a sleep? Excuse me, pretty sure procrastination kidnapped her too. And finally: Mental state. You know, I really didn’t think that this whole experience could have gotten any worse *inhale* Until I deleted half the footage. Yeah, I cried for like 30 minutes, you know. And then did I also download a super sketchy app off the internet for a 130 dollars, that would try to salvage deleted files? Yeah. And did it not work? Yeah. How did I cope with this? I searched up “I’m mad playlist” on Youtube and played that crap until my eardrums went numb. So yeah, that’s it. That’s the end of the video. I’m sorry I made you wait two weeks for this. This could have been such a good video if I wasn’t so much of a dumb idiot and pressed the delete button. Look at this. Okay. My notes for this video. They’re in capital letters. I’m thinking in capital letters- Actually? Screw you, I’m thinking in Comic Sans. Yeah, that’s right, get offended. Are you ready for the world’s worst peel p*rn? *tape-ripping* *aggressive Joana noises* *more ripping* aaAAAh, NO! *more angry noises* aAAA- Woo! *throw* *grunt* aaAaaaAaAAAAAA Stupid tape. I’m really that this is what you’re getting this week. This had so much potential to be a great video… And I literally took a match to its butt and lit it on fire. *rips tape* I just took off chunks of my ceiling. *ripping* *Joana grunt* *oh god what is she-* *oh gOD WATCH OUT-*

100 thoughts on “I painted a mural on my bedroom wall”

  1. Your mom gay 696969 says:

    Joana I love your channel but this video was completely terrible I don’t click on a YouTube video to see an 18 year old woman complaining about deleting half of the footage for 50% of the video rather than just talking about the painting, your jokes are not funny anymore, I unsubscribed and hope for the best for your dark looking future I still have hope one day I can call this a good channel again.

  2. Aesthetic Energy says:

    you can smell the anger and frustration through the screen, like do you smell the ocean because joannas so salty i can smell it from here

  3. E V says:

    Poor John Cena 😔 I feel for u girl

  4. LiaThePrincess says:

    Hey guys did you know Joana deleted half the footage?

  5. Brandon Wang says:

    Ur really good at painting
    If I tried painting that
    It would look like a pig dancing in the rain lol 😂

  6. •ꨄ•Lovely Lizzie•ꨄ• says:

    lmao she found the painting when she typed out my province

  7. soilgrasswaterair says:

    I have never seen any of this female’s videos, but this sort of broke my heart a bit for her because she is so tough on herself. It sounds like something else is going on behind all of the harsh critique she is placing on her abilities to paint the mural. You don’t create something this beautiful, and end up bashing yourself all the way through for no reason.

    Please be kind to yourself, and others! It’ll be ok! 💕

  8. Hogwarts review says:

    “Intense stare”
    “I’m done………HOLY SHI-“

    😂😂😂

  9. Larissa Sousa says:

    right but what happened to half of the footage again?

  10. samichh says:

    lmao after she said something about gordon ramsay a gordon ramsay hotel hell ad popped up

  11. Tayler's Action Figures says:

    Me: uses normal microphone stand*
    Joanna:uses hydroflask for microphone stand*

  12. Jennah Owda says:

    Hey girl! I was wondering what paint you used to for this?

  13. Kaitlyne is Boring says:

    Did you lose half the footage?

  14. Fallon Claeys says:

    Ok but this painting is amazing? Meanwhile i cant even draw a straight line.

  15. K-san END says:

    I think I found the next video for my drinking game

  16. kristina maynard says:

    Okay but why are the hate comments actually pissing me off

  17. LilAsian says:

    Life is kind of like drawing or painting. There is one difference, but we'll get to that later. Art, no matter what you do with it, someone in the world will call it art. You can look at your art, aka your life, and say it's horrible, but someone in the world finds your artwork amazing and beautiful. You make the decisions in your life and in your art, and those decisions have consequences, either good or bad. Life is your art, created over the span of years. Everyone finishes at their own time, and everyone's art is different. As for that one difference? There's no undo button.

  18. Loerisa Jen says:

    You tried your best to make us happy,and people makes mistakes and this is your mistake and im sure you learn something from it,and i hope next time you will be careful 🙂👍

    I still like your channel💗

  19. Emma The Werst says:

    I really like your channel you are so funny and you don’t give a avocado about people, like me. I’ve watched all of your videos and they are so funny it’s unreal. I 💕your videos. ❤️

    Edit: The fact that the mini mic actually works is unreal

  20. Lillian Cui崔依婷 says:

    that feeling when someone’s bedroom wall is prettier than you

  21. Alvin Yakitori says:

    WOW Oh heck you did get so close to swearing I was sweating

  22. Myla says:

    Beautiful mural of a shot from Lake O'Hara in Yoho National Park. Job well done!

  23. Annabelle Ghilks says:

    This is legit my favourite thing, it got me back into painting, so thank you 😊

    Also my mum now want me to do a massive painting for our wall, but not as big as yours so I will probably be experiencing some of the pain you went through

  24. Gil Rueda says:

    Still love the hair ✨

  25. Psycho killer Bunny says:

    This was the first ever video I watched of yours now I have watched almost all of them

  26. •Brøken_Drēams• says:

    I'm painting as I'm doing this u came in my recommend so I subscribed and now I'm watching you deciding what to paint for my dad's 40 year old birthday. I'm gonna die.

  27. Tarsila Cassiano Ribeiro says:

    Essa parede tá linda demais, deu até uma vontade de pintar de novo

  28. Mspeachy says:

    When I first watched you, you had like 10k subs
    like about the time you cut your hair and your
    mom got (mad).Now your so successful! You
    have 3M+ Subs! I love you!! Your the best! I will
    stay till the end! You make my day the best one
    And my wish is for you to pin me and subscribe
    To me! I only have five subs! Also in the comments
    Please don’t say “yOuR bEgGiNg fOr SubS” well
    I’m not because I am only asking for one!
    Your the best! And your great at painting!
    When I paint like you know the things like where
    You take the tape and paint in the spaces and peel the
    Tape? Well, I did that and that eventually became
    A very bad galaxy and since we were supposed to
    Be that tape stuff and mine was the odd one out!
    So please,please subscribe to me! And yea, My fingers are in pain
    Anyway <3

  29. Fartbottom10 Fortnite says:

    I had a dance teacher that looked like you, that had a necklace with the Jewish star on it, well I said WhY iS THerE a SatANic sYmbOl oN YouR NEckLaCE? :my teacher: it’s the Jewish star. Now whenever I think of that moment I cringe twitch uncontrollably

  30. Who are You??? says:

    This video is aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

  31. life is careful says:

    I agree with @Your mom gay 696969. You did change and became unfunny like almost every other YouTuber. Im sorry but your fans on their comment were rude and ignorant. I love your art but you didn’t have to pin them. This is my opinion. Good Day Sir.

  32. Cade flips says:

    Nobody:

    Not even James Charles:

    John Cena : I DELETED HALF THE FOOTAGE

  33. Jany says:

    okey i love you, you are an amazing person, and you know how to paint, you eat healthy, you are a swimmer, you speak really really good and beside everything you are so funny and TALENTED asf.. I love your channel because you show the world who you really are and that makes you an incredible person.. Congratulations, don let anything or anyone bring you down, love you so much…..

  34. אורי שור says:

    does someone know from where is that avocado costume?

  35. Gracey says:

    Oh Joana. The footage, it was so bad. It’s like she deleted half the footage… 😞😞😞

  36. Adele Kesteleboym says:

    It looks stunning!! Did you use wall paint or acrylic paint?

  37. Not_so_stupid _ says:

    This painting is fluffing awesome. The water is my favourite part

  38. Vonda Berryman says:

    I'm SUBBING BECAUSE YOUR FUNNY ,IM DOING A MURAL IM 55YRS OLD AND I CAN PAINT EVERY WALL IN MY HOUSE IF I WANT TO..BUT I DONT THINK SO TOO MUCH THOUGHT FOR ME 🤣🤣🤣🤣
    LOVE YOUR MURAL.❤❤❤❤❤😊😊

  39. the_ umbrella says:

    I am doing a drawing and I closed the program.
    I F O R G O T T O S A V E.
    Now I'm watching this video to see my pain expressed in video form.
    So I thank you for that

  40. Nadia Mikulich says:

    Meet John Cena everyone-

    The Bobelia Ross

  41. Lavanya jha says:

    Dayum girl I love you oh and that pinned comment

  42. Gacha Cookie_ Lover says:

    Omg she started the painting on my birthday!! My birthday is October 12th! AHHHHHHHhhhHHhH!!!

  43. NotSoGreat says:

    Did John Cena delete half the footage? iM nOt SuRe

  44. Romy – says:

    "Dirty Diana started playing" OMG I LOVE YOU.

  45. Romy – says:

    20 hours of hard work? In 20 hours I manage to draw a circle. It ends up looking perfect though

  46. Romy – says:

    I hope you asked to get the money you paid for that "sketchy app" back

  47. Řxđöm Ďxđęļīõņ says:

    But like damn, thise pancakes look good

  48. Montsse’s ROBLOX world says:

    Imagine if they’re parents were like “ Joana we haven’t told you this but we’re moving” right after she finished

  49. cat says:

    interesting how Michelangelo has been silent since this was released

  50. gavesha draws says:

    Me:h-
    Joana: I DELETED HALF THE FOOTAGE

  51. Hazel Weber says:

    You can just feel the saltiness

  52. The Lost Banana says:

    Wait how is it that this video has 10 different languages for the caption feature ? AMERICA EXPLAIN!!!

  53. Laiza Santos says:

    Amo seus vídeos 🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷

  54. Kathleen's Basics says:

    Plagiarism à la James Charles looool

  55. Sara B says:

    Joana, you’re literally a physicist and an artist. You’re Leonardo da Vinci…

  56. snow white says:

    Omg you’re really good

  57. Melissa Eastman says:

    Looks really great!

  58. Uroš Molnar says:

    How can someone be so pretty.

  59. Angela velasco says:

    I mean I would have deleted half the footage to

  60. Anime4life Animelife says:

    Bob Ross would be proud 👌

  61. Rebekah Willes says:

    this was uploaded on my birthday 🙂

  62. emma blevins says:

    Where did all the footage go?

  63. saltae c: says:

    i love this girl

  64. sophie iannelli says:

    wait did she delete half the footage, i couldn’t tell.

  65. Shomeath Hossain says:

    You

  66. Itz galaxy pawz says:

    Ok stop hating
    She made mistake to delete the footage
    I bet all you tubers do this

  67. squirrel ly says:

    wait.. I think I missed something.. did you delete half the footage?

  68. RayRay Ratata says:

    imagine being joana and having to move

  69. Ingrid Olson says:

    I would do this if I was good at painting and if my parents would ever let me

  70. mo meils says:

    joana getting ready for halloween:

    the wall mural: 👁👄👁

    joana: i’ll see YOU after the function

  71. JC Moore- Young says:

    It's HER channel! She can talk about whatever she wants! Jjjjeeezzzzzzzz… At least her emotions are honest! Let it out, Joana! Be pissed!

  72. Spossalon says:

    Hey Joan Cecelia I can't believe how much I relate with your videos sometimes it's just unreal and bizarre.
    I wish I lived in Toronto so I could meet you but I live all across the world in South East Asia. I'm a sophomore in high school currently and I have some really important exams coming up next week but I just can't resist watching your videos….it's ADDICTING and I thought I was a misfit weirdo who did her own thing but hey, let's be real because very little people do so. Also, I want a dog too and my first preference is a golden retriever and God is great so I hope you like candy because the computer monitor ain't working and Shannon ate my homework but hopefully it my nails will turn out okay

  73. retno sri danisworo says:

    Joanna tell me is this true or not, because you deleted half the footage you tried to make it better by being a good story teller? Because if it is,I'm sold

  74. NekoDragon Animations says:

    all I have is Optimus Prime on my wall that my stepmom painted for me back in like 2010 or something….. damn I'm getting old

  75. The Introverted Extrovert says:

    1:35
    you sound like my teachers

  76. K4RMA says:

    She kinda sounds like a more happy violet from the incredibles.

  77. HEMILLY RIBEIRO says:

    nossa, ficou lindo. <3

  78. regan m says:

    my mom is a clean Diana

  79. Byron Styles says:

    That painting is so cool. It's like you could walk right into that scene. Awesome. Btw, did you delete some footage or something?

  80. potato life says:

    Lol when I almost pass a test but failed I told everyone I failed😂😂🤣

  81. Isaiah Savage says:

    The big picture of this painting

  82. Nameless says:

    I think she deleted half the footage 🤔

  83. Isabelle Voor says:

    Love the painting
    You should use wall paint the next time you try a mural. It'll last longer on your wall, and will be easier to clean

  84. anahita Verma says:

    Okay Joana just keep doing what you're doing gurrl!! You're already doing great! I support you!

  85. Deborah Ekhator says:

    Why are people acting shocked/disappointed? She literally stated that this is her worse video at the beginning, some of you guys are honestly horrible people who need to re-evaluate their lives or simply wait for natural selection to take its course. Love you Joanna 💞💞

  86. Maya Khan says:

    This art, is stunning. Beautiful. You did a great job, Joana, give yourself more credit.

  87. Ellie Belly says:

    let’s just be glad she didn’t delete all the footage

  88. snoot boy says:

    Wouldn't it be funny if you deleted half the footage?

  89. Shanoon Shukoor says:

    Oh my god of woa 😰

  90. Møøñ Płãÿš says:

    We already caught u swearing you said “god damn” and “ass” and “holy šhįt”

  91. Gillian Kennedy says:

    Joana I’m from the future and your allergies to dogs are horrendous be aware

  92. Erin Makes says:

    This looks phenomenal. I want it on my livingroom wall. Can I commission you to do it? Lol. I seriously would but I think you don't want to travel to Hamilton to repeat the process. What brand of paint did you use?

  93. HowTo Style says:

    Joana JOANA

    YOU DELETED HALF OF THE FOOTAGE?!
    I’m very sorry for you

    You will have to sign your certificate of death please

  94. Brooke Taylor says:

    plagiarism a la James Charles

  95. Frank Bob says:

    Watching her having a mental breakdown for doing something I will never be able to achieve is a mood

  96. Yuess Chan says:

    Whenever I saw your back wall of your room I said, “WoW WoNdEr wHo PaInTeD tHaT”

  97. Brandi Robinson says:

    When she said reading week I thought she meant like cooking or gardening week on reddit lol

  98. Ultra unboxer 350 Tor-browser says:

    11:12 Billie Eilish as a paint brush

  99. Flxwer - w - says:

    Damn, whoever started hating on Joana…could you do any better? It’s practically not possible. 🙄 She is so entertaining and millions of people love her. You’re not real, so get outta here.

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