Was Paul Manafort spending millions on rugs? Or… drugs!?DUN DUN DUNNNNN
Brian Stack is so money
Getting $650,000 per month for his collusion efforts, of course he's going to spend the money. Wouldn't you? 😀
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Sounds like he had one-too-many magic carpet rides
The powers that be don't want to deal with a rug addiction. They hope it goes away and will keep sweeping it under the rug until it does.
Despite trillions spent on the war on rugs, society is still rife with them.
1:00 "It really ties the room together"
First it started with me poking the rugs, then soon enough I was munching on them….
I just bought a rug a few days ago that looks like grass… I'm beyond help
What was that bit about "fluctuating wealth?" How the hell does that happen?
Don't do rugs kids
I know people with rugs Send help Colbert
I'm literally addicted to rugs, my spouse has forbidden me to buy anymore or even daydream about them online….I LOVE rugs! (C'mon Paul, join me in my misery and support….I'll make you hot cocoa.)
Can.. can I just get a little Persian? Just a runner, man.. just.. I can pay you later.. honest.. I got two toilet cozies and a throw It's a good pile.. look!.. c'mmmmmooooon man!
WINNERS DON'T USE RUGS
Don't do rugs kids.
kids, dont do rugs
this is the quality comedy we all need
this is your brain on rugs…
So Manafort is rug rat!
legalize tapestries. it's not even a real rug, man.
these types of jokes are bad for the economy. it's hurting all those small time business owners who are trying to sell million dollar rugs.
won't somebody please think of the million dollar rugs salesperson's children!
Another danger of rugs: They make your feet fall asleep.
this is hilarious lmfao
one of those excuses he listed REALLY should have been "it really tied the room together"
End the War on Rugs!
I L L E G A L. R U G S
Rugs or carpets can be of artistic items of value just like paintings and sculpture. Its obvious this is strange to many westerners but not in central asia. They have the most beautiful and intricate rugs in the world and they are absolutely fabulous.
I think it's important that we separate rugs and blankets. Because the mandatory minimum do jack all against the hardcore organised rug trade, but if my mum knits me a homemade quilt, that's 20 to Life? Seriously, fuck all you zombies.
So what if I like to bundle up with an old snuggie, that's my business, and unlike rugs it's real easy to get clean – just throw 'em in the washer.
It really tied the room together, man.
#RUGUSERLet´s make it a viral thing. Stop Selling and dealing rugs!!
Are all these rugs not just business gifts Manafort gives to certain… eastern European associates?
The sofa water joke
Now begin the war on rugs! !
I DIIIIIIIIIED LAUGHING ! !!!!!
That guy sounded like Zapp Brannigan. Is that Billy West? Never really seen him live…
I'm pretty sure my aunt is addicted to rugs.
I like to take my shoes off and do a shot of Rug between my toes. God help me, a solid hit of shag feels so good.
😀 Loved it!
“This your brain on rugs! 😂”
I inject my rugs directly into my eyeballs, that way I dont even see the rugs that are ruining my life. Say maybe to drugs, but a definite NO to rugs!
We must win the war on rugs!
Rugs, not even once.
But that rug really tied the room together.
Brian Stack is so fucking funny
Ha ha ha
“This is you brain.” *Drops egg. “This is your brain on rugs. That’s never coming out.”
Just say no to rugs! If your friends want you to do them, they aren't really your friends.
i was born into a rug
That rug better have "really tied the room together"…. This dude definitely doesn't abide though.. Let's see how many people get this reference.
What can I say? They really tie the room together, man.
Doesn't Trump wear one on his head?
When he listed some excuses, I was hoping for "it really ties the room together"
When I first read the title of this video – my first thought was that they were talking about Trump's hair! What a goof. Hahahahaha
"I couldn't even avoid heroin anymore! I LOVE heroin!"
It's time for Trump to declare a War on Rugs
End the war on rugs!
I started wearing long sleeves to hide the rug-burn
I wouldn't expect your grade school level mental midget audience to understand that VOLUNTARY SHARING is Charity, not fucking SOCIALISM. But that's why the tonight show, or the late show, or the late late show, or the super ultra mega latest show are losing viewers, in the words of your Orange Obsession, "bigly"
This is just HILARIOUS… I laughed to death
This video has been a public advertisement from your local dark alley rug dealer.
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If people would just say no to rugs we wouldn't have this problem! ~ Trump
the guy who plays the presenter in this, Brian Stack, always acts in the sketches with so much ridiculous conviction, like his face is not even real.
We must protect our children.
Of course it's welcome mats, they're the perfect gateway rug!
When I was a teen, I started off dealing bath mats. After I got busted and spent 30 years in juvie,I came out with a PhD in wall-to-wall shag carpets. Now I'm the CEO Empire Today.AND I CAN'T STOP THAT LITTLE JINGLE "Call 1-800-588-2300. Empire. Today" FROM GOING ROUND AND ROUND IN MY HEAD! HELP!! HELP ME!!
hahaha, ah gees. The Late Show never ceases to be hilarious.
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I'm a carpet muncher😂😂😂
This is typical Brian Stack humor 😂
Clearly there also needs to be more policing of online rug dealers. Why, underneath this very video, there was an advertisement for rugs, trying to lure me into a spiral of despair with their price drops and their red -50% stickers… even a -60%.
The whole rug thing is getting to be a serious problem across all generations. My own mother is pressuring me to buy an area rug. I couldn't believe it!
War on rugs?
The late show. For your dayly dose of word play.
When México sends their people… They're bringing rugs, they're bringing carpets, they're felters. And some, I assume, are good people.
What about the one on his head?
They gotta ramp up the War on Rugs! That pilenyl is killing people!
It really tied the room together.
On on the rug, maaan!
Drown in you'r own pool of lies Americans, you voted for him accept it. Haaaaaaaaa
Taxes are too high for rich people, huh?
Totally missed the chance to feature the dude.
It’s no wonder she says it started with a Welcome Mat, after all, everyone knows it’s a gateway rug. 😔
Big Rug is driving up the cost of shag to the middle class.
It really ties the room together!
It ties the room together
I'm surprised one of the rug users excuses was "It really ties the room together."
That was hilarious!
Only winners do rugs… No, wait…
Spent it on rugs, rugs where? The one on his head?
this tax plan is going to make people Barf. l
absolute perfect storm!!!)
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