Kerbal Weapons Program #8 – Carpet Bombing
Kerbal Weapons Program #8 – Carpet Bombing

Robaz here, playing more “Kerbal Weapons Program”. Today. We’re gonna build a bomber. We’ll do some carpet bombing. I think carpet nuclear bombing might crash the game. That tail is supposed to be a lot bigger. Yes, and a bit thinner, too Ha ha ha ebola straight ah yeah, but someone came drifting over my penis. Oh the hole Sir air conditioning yes, exactly. We’re we’re we’re using nature to air conditioned. We get the cooktop and engines. That’s so cool How big is this picture? Oh? Yeah, ha ha ha we’re gonna Die quick here ha ha. Speed Real one has gears on end of Wings – you bullshitting me It do have it toss. It correct. You’re completely correct to have something. Thanks a gaming award totally. That’s the banks of gaming or Yes, I’d really like the looks of this the wing wheels it’s like Little little training wheels for Children and Stubby it is luckily liqueur icky to be honest. I’m so happy. We made his cockpit even though It looks like absolute garble it still gives it that that the freedom you know actually climbing into your cockpit Stopped working and start working. Oh now We’re drifting know Why we go sideways? It’s my fault. It’s your fucking fault jan dude. It is your mainly space of Jet Instead of the toward I never I can’t work my ass is too firm, but Joe your ass is shat There’s some floppy floppy shit alright Uncle almost 1800 people than waiting oh, no, I’m sorry Okay, okay, okay? We have the cockpit be calm be calm be calm guys. We can do it If you don’t have the list now, I don’t know how it will work Look at this thing. This is the coolest fucking zombie yet evade The ruling is to have it. Oh, haha. Oh *Autistic screeching in Swedish* Decided that trap shat shat you were sitting here with me designing this garbage Alright. It’s just as much your fault that it’s my fault These are the new Amazon prime delivery canisters they’ve been cutting out the Middleman delivering directly to the customer That’s nice. I wonder driver. Well. I was suggested to have our rotating Bomb rack, but you know fuck it. This will do this will do Jab they are back aren’t they I can smell them they defrag fragrance of the hipsters They are closed we have to strike now and eradicate them Silly Hipsters can’t even make your own designs Copying me. What is this? Drinking some coffee creamer. I’ll rip those mustaches killing off Wait, wait. I know what the problem is now all the wheels are broken That’s where they are breaking. We’re super very weel pop. Oh, no That’s not good. It’s pretty bad is yummy ever take off with pure Determination It’s a big boy It’ll do it’ll do come on come on direct delivery highest priority there seems to be some aerodynamics at four normally The rooms to being president to their skulls, but it’s just part of the design. It’s like an AK-47 You know rugged very very very rugged you can he see lining up This plane is actually is more wiggly with the sas turn on like Wiggly Pop Let the flowers bloom on the battlefield. I will plant my seeds on these hipsters. I will make them bloom oh oh Yeah It is iDen Blue Band club Something like the fauna is so shellfish to regular Ish pit out Thus crank it out haha But a thin – is ever fished and either do a scenario forming while speaking German could have probably done our Rotating rack and go for another round about you know, but pretty that pretty much fucked them all up Impressive pretty cool, and this was this is pretty real Fuck did you know what we need really is more power. I want to do uh nuclear a carpet bombing all right Is fine everybody just need a perfect bomb? Essaouira bomb TSAr bomb carpet bombing that’s what I want to do Thank you. Don’t fuck it two of them I don’t want to I want more than two bombs are not corporate ball meg. You need at least three bombs alright How do I wait it was it cold carpet bombing? It’s not like you’re bombing carpets or putting down a carpet You know there we go if two nuclear bombs made anime three nuclear bombs Should make anime real right? We have found it the hipsters Island home. I will bring them down these lowlife hipsters with their high standard of living Good attic and good morals fuck them. It looks like Mexican so no I don’t want the bomb mix against Every Rose oh Pepe good night Berto Widow Pepe and a widow so you can do it it oh oh Yes, it has to be will wheels breaking I? Don’t think this or bomb was very lightweight And we have three of them get in I am not to blame for this surely workmanship this is A American coffee after all they should have known better. I should have had better wheel It’s those wheels it’s a smokescreen fucking American always one step ahead. Oh I Don’t think it’s a very smart idea dropping a star bomb from 5,000 meters when the comb is did it from 8,000 meters with parachutes not to mention I have three of them, but it has to be done someone has to stop the hipster nonsense Democracy Freedom and honor there we go. Hey. Oh Yes, perhaps. We can get away without the weight with the weight away the weight away. Yeah speed speed Yeah, hi, you know we were pretty much just above the Target now Whoever’s really Gotten this far now. Let me go With my serving with you pepe oh shit, holy fuck how biggest an explosion whoa pepe So this is how pepe died he died making anime real? But a horrible and noble way to go oh What it’s that big? Very when like a favorite this shit newt the hipsters today big mushroom

100 thoughts on “Kerbal Weapons Program #8 – Carpet Bombing”

  1. Robbaz says:

    Why is it called carpet bombing when there is no carpenters or carpets involved?
    Kerbal Weapon Program Playlist:

  2. Luca Pasa says:

    "I want to eat a chair"

  3. BlogofBored says:

    the guy who captioned this video is worse than the auto generated captions

  4. Philipp Maschayechi says:

    Why do you want to eat a chair?

  5. Kivi Kallo says:

    Make a fleet of battleships and destroy the coast citys of the hipsters!

  6. Animator says:

    Big boy and little man

  7. Camden E says:

    Yumbo yet

  8. Tewasqzzyx Zudwa says:

    Ey dont speak german pls

  9. 다크빵darkbread says:


  10. Shawn M says:


  11. courier six says:


  12. Treetalk says:

    Wait, what has happened to the VAB?

  13. VHS says:

    That looks like the cargo plane from GTA5

  14. United States Of America says:

    The tsar is actually a Russian nuke

  15. Oakley Jacket says:

    My dad worked on B52g bombers on the air force

  16. HatchedTuba4725 says:

    A space station that dropped nuclear bombs on earth would be a good idea for a video

  17. lipzi says:

    „Ich bin aus das Krankenhaus!“
    I am from the Hospital?

  18. Jacob Poole says:

    I love the excited sounds Robert makes

  19. Sheogorath2077 says:


  20. Holden Smith says:

    how Kinky

  21. james says:

    Cool but how did you get the towns with the hippies? Is it a mod

  22. 청운 says:

    7:56 이거 한글로 오타 있음 honor라서 명예임

  23. Oxi says:

    Robbaz universe is connected these 3 nukes created some of sims 3 characters as well as the cube whick connected all the universes

  24. Basketballjuice says:

    when vine got sploded

  25. 초코라이스 says:

    와 제목이 한국어야 아주좋군

  26. I Creeper says:

    How to B-52

  27. Drew Skeens says:

    Deja vu I

  28. bane skull says:

    Meme make anime real dear god

  29. Special Dude says:

    am I the only one who watched a full 5 min anime ad even though there was a skip button

  30. Warlockhero234 says:

    its carpet bombing because you make a carpet of DEATH CRATERS

  31. Jayden Hines says:

    Btw I they were flying st 80,000feet and the mushroom Colin’s was around 25,000

  32. oh F35 says:

    Miss Piggy?

  33. Zoomer Waffen says:

    -wants to make a carpet bomber
    -designs it so it has to dive bomb.

  34. Spencer VanOchten says:

    whats your problem with the hipsters

  35. 정현욱 says:

    The eng-sub is an entire mondegreen fest

  36. djgames says:

    Carpet bombing is a type of bombing run that the bombs go lowest bomb to highest bomb to hit the ground

  37. djgames says:

    You do not need carpets to bomb it Robert why are you so dumb to know about military I do

  38. Petrenko Wallace says:

    Robbaz let out his inner hitler

  39. William Hounsell-Drover says:

    W h E r E A r E T h E V i D e O s R o B e R t?

  40. djgames says:

    No carpenters or carpets involved carpet bombing is light, medium or heavy bombers are dropping bombs going the lowest bomb to the highest bomb hit the ground

  41. redbaronace19 says:

    You literally just copied an American airplane the b52

  42. Mega Man Z 2099 says:

    America, they made Atomic bombs first they kill with it first

  43. Drunken sailor Guy says:

    More mcWalerris mmmmm

  44. TNT William says:

    I'm part german

  45. Justin Manning says:

    you are so cool dude i love your vids

  46. mep shot says:

    The more you nuke japan, the more anime you shall suffer.

  47. coyote kyle7_PC says:

    thats acually how big the tsar bomb cloud would be i would acually be bigger i saw on a wedsite that it would go further then the satilights

  48. Stuko Lied says:

    You got a picture of a b-52 stratofortess the biggest bomber in the world and built it in kerbal space program

  49. I regret my username decision says:

    i think it is important to realize how many americans you insunt per episode

  50. Ammakambing says:

    Tzar bomb was communist

  51. Ammakambing says:

    Go eat a chair

  52. Muhammad Kianeziabustatuta says:

    4:08 direct delivery HIGHEST PRIORITY

  53. Debbie Wotton 2 says:

    The tsar bomb is the most deadly nuke in the world and you dropped 3

  54. Kelpry says:

    Pepe died in an Nuclear explosion trying to make anime real sorry for spoilers

  55. Aslan Gamer says:

    is the Boeing B-52 Stratofortress true?

  56. jayden coggins says:

    More or I'll become a hippie

  57. Harry Kim says:

    한글자막 좋아요

  58. 빅클롭 says:


  59. Doug Carruthers says:

    R.I.P Pepe you will live for ever in our hearts my condolences to Robbaz for your loss

  60. Sean Spencer says:

    See, now this is why I want to get this game one day. The size of that mushroom cloud is mind boggling 😂

  61. Southern Railway says:

    Castle Bravo?

  62. Paistin Lasta says:

    The B-52 is actualy quite small

  63. Dalton Walraven says:

    The captions is actually losing its shit

  64. TonyBMan says:

    That ending literally had me choking up with laughter @ the power of teh tsar bombas, and that tiny bit of delay right after the MAJOR explosion that happens right before the bomber vaporizes too is the funniest shit…just makes the scene.

  65. csr 2 says:


  66. csr 2 says:


  67. The Gaming Specialist says:

    139 hipsters survived the tsar bombas

  68. kegusaga Nekosa says:

    A B52 StratoFortress

  69. Sneaky Boi says:


  70. Trasqek says:

    2:36 Malaysia airlines

  71. Korkawin Songrit says:


  72. LilShoty 117 says:

    Fucking Americans, always one step ahead.
    – Swedish King

  73. WALN Zell says:

    I thought carpet bombing was made illegal. I mean, it's not like Jeb cares. But perhaps he shouldn't piss off the UN security council too soon.

  74. TytoAlbaSoren says:

    "Ich möchte einen stuhl essen!" I didn't know Robbaz likes to eat stuhl 🤣

  75. Mooham2007 Burns says:

    Carpet bombing means that you're literally laying a carpet of bombs causing mass destruction and doom

  76. jari the hirvimies says:

    Best way to destroy convoys

  77. CHELDAN Morgan says:

    The B-52 stratofortrss was made in the 1950s and is still used now

  78. G R says:

    The hipsters had cheesecake and I like cheesecake

  79. Josh_brad Hughes says:

    that is the most powerful nuke ever made

  80. BambiGaming says:

    Robazz Nuke the anus with the bomber plane no balls

  81. Arsenic Poisoning says:

    Thots: Exist
    Robbaz: Stop twerking and start working!

  82. 산타보이 says:

    한국어자막 사랑해

  83. Matthew J Gaming says:

    that a B52?

  84. the lu gamer says:

    Robert no !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  85. Magi H says:

    It's very weird to eatch this as a german.

  86. SpaceDave1337 says:

    5:09 you would like to eat a chair?
    Weird request mate

  87. the noob mann says:

    he's calling the chat shat lmao

  88. BloatedBlitz says:

    The death toll of KSP must be in the billions maybe trillions

  89. Kemian says:


  90. josedaniel lim says:

    If two bombs made anime, THREE bombs should make anime real.
    -German Logic

  91. Strikefighter Xan says:

    Oh shit that B52 looks dope

  92. TheGamerPokemon says:

    Robbaz: Speaking random German he learned at school.

    German kid wondering why he would like to eat a chair: scared Pikachu face

  93. 2004 Honda Civic says:

    nuclear carpet bombing is still the way to go

  94. Wojciech Czarnecki says:

    Rip Peppei and Wierdo

  95. Mr. Trucker says:

    beste deutsch alter lach falch beste
    and i german XD pls more

  96. NavalCraftAnimates says:

    If you did an idiot loop to avoid the nuke

    Here’s a drawing


  97. Oskar Bech-Trueman says:

    8:43 that’s what she said

  98. IanNuke 9008 says:

    7:45 they also went straight up right after, and barley survived, and the shockwave flung them up

  99. Joachim Hupe says:

    Laughtflash ,i am from German. 😊

  100. x game says:

    Wtf your german

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