– I love Andy Zenor–I asked
him to go to the premiere of the new Avengers movie
the other day, and it combined
his two best talents: interviewing celebrities
and drinking. And–
[audience laughter] Here’s what happened. [dramatic music] – I am Iron Man! Just kidding, Ellen.
It’s me. I’m here at the premiere of the
Avengers movie, “Age of Ultron.” It’s gonna be a night
full of superheroes. – Hey, how are you?
– I’m great, how are you doing? – Hey, I’m–I’m better now.
– Are you? – You look lovely.
– Well, you know, I’d like to dress up
as much as I could. – What did they do
to you tonight? – What do you mean, this is what
I wear all the time. There’s a lot of stuff
going on on set. Would you give us any kind
of behind-the-scenes? You don’t have to
name any names, but I have a couple of dolls
here that would act– You could show us.
– Okay, like, “Ah, this is
my shirtless scene. I have to do a couple of these.” Uh, uh, uh, uh. “My helmet hurts!
Meh!” – Do you mind playing
“Paper, Rock, Scissors” with me? – Not at all. I thought you’d never ask. – I don’t–
– Ready, here we go. – Okay, ready?
– Ready? (both)
One, two, three! – No!
– I got you. (both)
One, two, three! – Oh!
– I can’t help it! I’m here with Stan Lee, creator of all these characters
here on the Avengers. So, Stan Lee, if you had to
create a character for Ellen, what would that character be? – Oh, it would have to be
beautiful. It’d have to be very smart. Have to be quick on her feet, and have a power
that no other woman has. – I think you just
described Ellen. I think she is a superhero. [cheers and applause]
Hey, look, it’s Iron Man! Everybody, there goes Iron Man!
There goes Iron Man! He really likes my outfit!
See, Iron Man? He totally looked at me
and he was like, “Yeah–oh, no,
that’s not Iron Man, but it looks really close to
Iron Man,” so… Ah…
See you later, Robert! Downey, Jr.
Who plays Iron Man. [sighs] I’m gonna make your night
a little bit better. We’re going to give you a pull
out of our grab bag tonight. Don’t look!
Don’t look. – Oh, that’s, like, underwear.
Oh, what is– – Oh!
You know what? You got
the Ellen gardening gloves. Before you go, you want to do
a little challenge? – What do you want to do? – Uh…
[audience laughter] – Don’t make it weird.
Just– – I’m not going to make it
any weirder than this. – What are we challenging?
Come on. – If you can name– – If you can name–
– Tell me. – If you can name–
– What are we challenging? – Three–all right. – I’m taking this
very seriously. – Oh yeah.
– This is the best thing ever. [cheers and applause] – One, two, three, four– (both)
I begin a thumb war. – Go. Oh, you shoot low, I see–aah. Aah, I lost to Thor,
at thumb wrestling. – Cheers.
– That’s all right, it’s all good now! Before you go, I gotta take
a quick picture, do you mind? – Of course, yeah.
Let’s do it. – And…
gotta get my hammer here. I got one for you, too. [audience laughter]
Don’t worry, it’s not the size that matters. – That’s a little depressing,
isn’t it? – Nope, it’s a hammer. Three superhero powers
in five seconds, I’ll count. Ready, go!
– Flight, super strength, invisibility. [audience laughter] – Ladies and gentlemen,
Nick Fury. – Wow, that’s real [bleep]
liquor! [laughter and applause] [applause]