–Hey it’s me, Matt, and I’m wearing a hat,
and I’m here at the opening night of Hadestown on the Broadway. And tonight,
we’re playing a game that I like to call Oh My Gawd. [music] –I’m going to name a Greek god or goddess –Okay
–And you’ll tell me what he or she is the god or goddess of. –Hygea –You can’t just make names up
–Chia pets –Flowers?
–Hydrangea or some water! –Water. –Weed
–Hi, Gia! –I know, I was gonna say. –Personal hygiene.
–Clenliness –Yeah, we got to keep it clean. [laughs] –Well, you know. –Pothos
–Oh, Pothos! –Oh, Pothos! –The god, genderless, okay? Of genderlessness. –Zappos shoes –The three musketeers
–Feeling things –Poconos theater
–Pot –Pogo sticks –Pogo sticks –Pogo sticks –Pogo sticks!
–Pothos is the god lisping. Pothos…
–Who? –Pothos is po’! [laughs] Pothos
–He’s… he’s po! –He’s po. –He needs some money. –Apollo. –Lightning. –Thunder
–Nuts –Pinball . –The East –Beautiful men and fashion,
–Both things we love! –Aphrodite? –Shoes –Vending machines
–There was a party.
–Yes. –On Mount Olympus –All the gods were invited, except one… [fast forward speech] …and that’s why there was a Trojan War! –An now you know! –Sex
–Sex toys –Aphrodite is the sex lady. Yeah, baby. Like me. –Dionysus?
–God of the theater and debauchery and drunk women! –Ice.
–Theatre –Sex and drugs and shit
— Oh, sex! –Ragers
— Reality TV –The male god of sex toys –Right okay , great.
— I don’t know if I just say that on camera, but they sell it at the
drugstore. –If you hang out with Dionysus,
–Yeah? –You might lose your life. –Athena?
–Oh, love Athena. She’s my favorite. Goddess of the brain, came out of her dad’s skull, wore a wonderful helmet.
–Very dramatic. –Oh, I love her. She’s from Athens. –Queen of the … you know? She like the queen bee. — She’s it
— Grapefruit juice? –Also can’t say her s’s, but fierce all the same. She’s –Her name is really Asena, but she says …
–She’s Asena, but she goes,