SIRI PLAYS ROBLOX
SIRI PLAYS ROBLOX


I guess if I said that I didn’t sign up for this, you wouldn’t believe me. Let’s just get this out of the way. I truly do not want to play Roblox and especially not now. The year just started and I’m beginning it with a cancerous game like this. I wasn’t aware there were multiple servers either. This makes me even less motivated to play- wait WHAT? Is that an iPhone? I mean, I’m technically an iPhone… …so this will be the first one I torture myself with. Umm… Fuck. Oh God. I hate to say it, but I’m in. And I don’t know what looks worse: This obstacle course… …or me. Whatever, being vain is wasting my time. I just want to get this over with as fast as I can. Ah, shit. What the fuck kind of noise was that? It sounded like a mini-orgasm from a 6-year-old. Might I add that these controls are quite wonky? Surprisingly I have an easier time controlling my temper than this shit. And just as I say shit, I arrive in Snapchat Land. Fuck. Finally finished that. Now I’m back in 2011. Now I’m in a white girl’s phone. Now I’m- oh shit. I blew a 3-1 lead. What? Why am I back here? bcuz ur a scrub nd bad @ da game … Okay. Cookie Clicker? Easy. Green block thing? Easy- What the fuck? I meant “grey tile thing”. Easy. Simple enough. Straightforward. This is the closest I’ll ever be to a pole dancer! In case you were wondering… I’m still hideous. Distant Scrub: la la la… dis iz a fun game… Distant Scrub: la la la… dis iz a fun game…
Siri: Hey look, it’s that bitch that called me a scrub earlier! Excuse me sir, but- O SHIET itz dat skrub frum early-r… mayb she wont notise mii if i stand still… [standing still] la la la la……….. ……..la? Well, THAT was fucking weird. WOAH woah what the hell- That was certainly unexpected. Perhaps that’s what they call… … a “keystroke”. Distant Scrub: we meat agan skrub
Siri: Oh shit… i m goin 2 beet u in dis obstakl curs if itz da last thing i doo What the fuck? Do physics even exist in this-? Listen here, you fucking scrub… Siri: I’ll have you know that-
Scrub: me?? a skrub? pls, ur da only skrub hear, rawr xD Don’t you “rawr xD” me you emo faggot! o shet Serves you right. Damn, what an asshole. I can’t believe he thinks I’m bad at this- Scrub: we meat agan skRUB
Siri: HOLY FUCK. pripair 2 eet mai dust!!1 Give me a chance to talk to you, motherfucker! What the hell is your deal? i m goin 2 be da bes ROBLOX playr da world haz evar seen… …but skrubs liek u r gettin in mah way The “best Roblox player in the world”? Are you fucking 12? 11 actually thank u vry much nd i luv trollin little kidz; it satizfys mai tinee weener Alright, Mr. Three-Inches, I’ve had enough of you! frick u skrub im tellin mi mum on u Is he finally gone? BOO. Fuck! Time for a speedrun! Well shit, which path do I take? Let me try the left- fuck. The middle one… …And the middle one… …And the middle- fuck. Dammit, the run is ruined. I did it. I cannot believe that I actually did it. I have traversed through the Roblox server, “Escape the iPhone,” and survived. I felt like I was in there for hours, even days. But I’m finally on the path to success. I am going to reach the end. The warmth of the light on my face… It feels so refreshing. This air… It’s so clean and not stale. It’s so perfect out here. I wish I could have arrived here sooner. I am closer to being free. This video is closer to being over. You, as a viewer, are closer to being less bored. I hope you know I wasted a minute and eleven seconds of your life with just walking. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) What do these do? I see… Oh shit, even the music got faster. What about… 300… Even though that was quite the trip, I gotta do that again. 3… 2… 1… Check out that look on your face. It’s adorable! …Dumbass. Let’s see if they have anything related to Mario Kart. I’d truly like to torture myself more. Fuck… there are way too many. I guess I’ll… do… …uh… this one! Roblox is shit and this one looks like shit; it’s a perfect match! Oh no… [Past Siri]
Everything was going perfectly, you faggots! [Past Siri]
God dammit, I fucked myself over. [Past Siri]
I fucking get it, now fucking stop. [Past Siri]
OH MY GOD WHAT THE DICKS?? Mario Kart is basically Vietnam for me. (Hey, Vietnamese people, this is a joke. It is not directed at you. This is a reference to the Vietnam war and the flashbacks it causes. I am sure Vietnam is a good place. Thank you.) G’day mate, I can’t wait to race you. Right now I have the irresistible urge to hop onto your head. GET THE FUCK- If I can customize my cart, I might as well make it black, as it represents my soul. Oh shit… REALLY black! Good luck, my friend! I think you’ll need it. Do you know who you’re against? I am the queen of Mario Kart. I’ve got this shit. Oh man… That was free as dicks. Hoo hah, bitches. Oh. I have no words. This server explains itself. Wait… can I BE Pac-Man? Well shit. [waka-waka intensifies] Let’s Get Fit LOL Hey, is that Mewtwo? It makes sense why it’s away from the others; it’s a legendary after all. That’s it… that’s my goal. I must wear the Mewtwo costume before I leave Roblox forever. It can’t be that difficult to reach, right? At least… I hope it’s not. No… that was just a fluke. This is super easy. Believe in me, please? Shit like this is for babies. Fourth try is the charm. Fucking hell, this is not the way it’s going to end! HOLY SHIT. I will get it. Do you think this is fucking funny?? The fact that simple things which cause me rage is the source of your so-called “humor”?? What if YOU were in my fucking shoes? You would feel the same way. Yeah, that’s right. Wipe that stupid fucking grin off your face. Oh, and sorry for all the little kiddies out there who don’t fucking wear headphones so their mommies and daddies don’t hear bad words. Boohoo. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD, FAGGOT. What is this shit even fucking hiding anyway? Another path?? Hold the iPhone; this is definitely possible to do. It is time. Finally. This is all I wanted out of Roblox. The moment is actually here where I can be done. But, to be honest… I’m going to miss this game. It was a fun experience, unlike any other game I’ve played. Now, though, this is the end. Goodbye, Roblox. Am I fucking joking? FUCK Roblox. Kappa

100 thoughts on “SIRI PLAYS ROBLOX”

  1. Halvencyon says:

    It’s been a year since this video’s release! Nearly 3 million views and 35k likes; that’s insane!! Thank you all for watching!

  2. Wil_I_Am 314 says:

    #orgawm

  3. BRAD4 GAMING says:

    Siri play lil pump

  4. legit wolf chan says:

    I DIED OF LAGGING SCREENS HALP XD

  5. Hailey Stockdall says:

    With a canceris game

  6. Random Ravenne says:

    Prepare your ears…

    Me: can't read fast with headphones
    Video: DUDUDUDUDUDUDU
    Me: AHHHHHHH

  7. Blade crusher says:

    I watched this so long ago

  8. Boy power Genators says:

    This is. What

  9. dustalegamer77 says:

    ending is kind of sad

  10. Nate Morris says:

    FUCK YOU, YOU JUST INSULTED A KID WITH ANXIETY ALSO HOW DARE YOU BULLY ME FAVORITE GAME

  11. Dolphin Animations says:

    …is siri real

  12. Annoying Thing says:

    nah dude don't you do that

  13. Kendall Sweeney says:

    <XD THIS WAS SO FUNNY

  14. Nathan Howell says:

    Nice arrow keys Siri πŸ˜‚

  15. TheMythHunterOne Steel says:

    it's been 2 years and it still cracks me up

  16. Door Gaming says:

    this got me cracked up XD

  17. Bacon Savaşçı says:

    *You are bad @ this game*

  18. Josh McLean says:

    Shes fucking whining the entire time

  19. Josh McLean says:

    This guy says i am 11 just fucking report him dumb ass

  20. Kendreia Caudill says:

    This video was so funny

  21. Princess 1009 says:

    Siri is so savage Xd

  22. Rachel Nix says:

    Lol lol lol if u thought this was funny push the like button lol!!!!!

  23. Mohamed AS says:

    0:36 WATCH UR MOUTH SIRI

  24. Sky Girl says:

    STOP CURSEING

  25. Sky Girl says:

    IM DISLIKING

  26. Lorenzo Miguel DELOS SANTOS says:

    Siri reaches heaven.

    4:36

  27. Shana Hinds says:

    Maybe she wont notice me when i stand still Lmao

  28. Rainbow fox says:

    WHY, SIRI!!! WHY?!?! WHY MUST YOU TALK CRAP ABOUT MY FAVORITE GAME IN THE WORLD!!!

  29. tek Tempacio says:

    0:35 hummm fuck

  30. Its_ice_and_icyy says:

    Omg I havent watch this for along time! πŸ™‚

  31. Eddie the Cat says:

    Siri

  32. Andie Lynn says:

    The "Um Fuck" killed me πŸ˜…

  33. AmerePlayz ! says:

    11:11 if u want to watch the second one lmao

  34. Twig owl says:

    Siri google asist is better

  35. danieszmy danieszmy says:

    i like siri

  36. Guppoh says:

    0:56 here we go again

  37. Pokemon Master Kenzie says:

    6:55 I would quote this, but I hardly know what was said because my audio is bad. Either way, that part was amazingly hilarious

  38. ThingzYe says:

    Siri escapes the iPhon- oh

  39. dragon_gamer 123 says:

    Wtf Siri chill the FUCK out

  40. dragon_gamer 123 says:

    Siri ur voice…..sounds like SONGEBOB WAS TALKING INTO A RED FAN BALALALALALAALA!!!!

  41. NicaterMen says:

    This mouse on the computer is like a windows xp

  42. chris fulgosino says:

    Siri why you alway say that fucking and shit^-^

  43. Bebus and Sajan Zacory says:

    You are using cortana voice i know that

  44. Supmanimherenow says:

    FUCK U FUCK U FUCK U FUCK UUUUUUUUUUU

  45. Befor vs After says:

    Fuck

  46. Befor vs After says:

    Fuck

  47. Betty Phillips says:

    Aaaaaaaaaa

  48. Chris Garcia says:

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  49. Aiden says:

    8:49 yes

  50. gavinplays Mizell says:

    I really love your video subscribed and do the notification bell i love you siri your the best

  51. gavinplays Mizell says:

    I love you helvencyon

  52. Go Sox says:

    Best part at 2:56

  53. Circus Baby says:

    SATISFIYINGLY THE BEST PLAYER CADYNSE

  54. Renea Saunders says:

    Lol

  55. miah moore says:

    Siri can you try playing flee the facility #siri raging hard
    #siri the real queen

  56. Teeya Smith says:

    who said I was a little F*ing Kitty Hmm?

  57. Evan Mendez says:

    the noise when u die it’s oof

  58. Rayan Ali says:

    Your evill dator

  59. Ari Gacha says:

    6:02 1 like=1 save for everyone's ears

  60. Jojo Cato says:

    Fuke you Siri

  61. Tenko the nine tailed gacha Fox says:

    Ya ay

  62. Amelia Pelc says:

    nostalgia

  63. Maria Petrov gaming838 says:

    I love Siri but i wave Google assistant and bixby i wave 2 assistants

  64. Hasan Alp ASLAN says:

    4:13 middlefuck

  65. Larissa Perez says:

    Let me try the leftβ€”Fuck

  66. Beanie Gang says:

    OOF

  67. Anthony Nguyen says:

    My favourite part is Siri meet the bacon hair and the bacon hair just died

  68. mirjana sebez says:

    Fuck you siri

  69. Gabi Braun says:

    The middle one.. and the middle one.. and the middle- fuck..

    -siri

  70. Give me Ur toes alt says:

    my speaker messed up at the end and kept screwing up and I thought it was just a quiet moment for emotion

  71. mirjana sebez says:

    TALK TO ME YOU SIRSHIT

  72. mirjana sebez says:

    SIRSHIT

  73. mirjana sebez says:

    TALK TO ME SIRSHIT

  74. mirjana sebez says:

    LALALA SIRI YOU A SRUB

  75. Abeldeen says:

    I’m getting a new phone maybe

  76. TheSuperSaiyanPikachu says:

    Notice that Siri uses the arrow keys to move the camera.

  77. Funnyversionlol playz Roblox says:

    Siri flip a coin

  78. DianaAnimations says:

    Play animal jam

  79. That YouTube family is my favorite family Channel says:

    Scrub

  80. Ed Tweedy says:

    I can’t breathe lol

  81. The Batmansajoker says:

    This is so freaking hilarious πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜†

  82. Karrie Chapman says:

    I love this video

  83. Aaliyah Gonzalez says:

    And all shite and what the fuck was that shite and now im oh shit and what the fuck and this bitch and well that was fucking weird and oh shit

  84. Gamerboy Roblox Minecraft says:

    Now I’m in a white girls phone,now I’m oh s***

  85. Karrie Chapman says:

    (=-=)(=.=)(=.=)(=.=)(=.=)

  86. Julio Cruz says:

    My last name is Ruiz

  87. ItzDanΓ­el_ Gacha! says:

    THIS IS SO FUNNYπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

  88. ItzDanΓ­el_ Gacha! says:

    As if you didn't notice…

    I'M STILL HIDEOUSπŸ˜‘πŸ˜‘πŸ˜‘πŸ˜‘

  89. CONNER nelson says:

    siri thoght i turned you off

  90. ShadowEdge says:

    Been watching this for 2 years and I keep watching it

  91. Scott Hall says:

    Is satifise my tiny weiner

  92. Tony Gonzo & Alyssa Gonzo says:

    I have headphones:/ 9:06

  93. devilish david says:

    Two

  94. PirateJesse26 says:

    LLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLL

  95. Tina Russell says:

    Yeah OK you’re a big faggot fucker

  96. Geraldvic Badong says:

    F**k

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